Requerimentos

Outfit

  • 2 Kitchen Knives
  • 1 Spoon
  • 18 Vials of Wine
  • 24 Flour
  • 1 Red Piece of Cloth
  • 1 Blue Piece of Cloth
  • 1 Yellow Piece of Cloth
  • 1 Green Piece of Cloth
  • Dinheiro para viagem

Primeiro Addon

  • 1 Spider Silk
  • 4 Minotaur Leathers
  • Dinheiro para viagem

Segundo Addon

  • 5 White Pieces of Cloth
  • Dinheiro para viagem
  • Level 40

Método

Outfit

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Fale com Bozo, em Thais (aqui), para entrar na Guilda dos Bobos. Atenção: você vai precisar de Red Piece of Cloth, Blue Piece of Cloth, Green Piece of Cloth e Yellow Piece of Cloth, um de cada, para completar o outfit na última missão. Se você quer pegar rápido, arranje isso antes de ir na quest.

Missão 1 – Colhendo uma Flor

Bozo fala para você cortar uma flor da White Flower Temple, para o sul do portão de Thais, aqui. Daqui, você precisa atravessar um rio. Então, você verá muitas delas, dê “Use With” na faca e depois na flor. Se ela não for perfeita, aparecerá o aviso: This flower is too pathetic.. Se for a flor certa, ela irá aparecer na sua backpack.

Nota: Você precisa de uma Kitchen Knife para cortá-las e você perderá sua faca ao cortar a flor

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Missão 2 – Isso fede!

Bozo dá para você um frasco especial para conseguir o odor de um Slime morto. Use o frasco no Slime morto logo após matá-lo. Você precisa usar o frasco rapidamente após matar qualquer Slime.
Nota: Pode ser um Slime summonado.


Missão 3 – Uma Caixa de Tortas

Bozo manda você comprar caixa de tortas de Mirabell, em Edron. Mirabell quer 24 unidades de trigo e 240 gp pela caixa. Nota que você não pode passar pelos Edron Guardsmen com a caixa – eles irão destruir. Você também não pode usar barco nem tapete (Pino não quer viajar com um contrabandista) nem mandar por parcel. Você precisa atravessar a caverna de rotworm ao sul de Edron e seguir para Cormaya, e pegar o Steamship para Kazordoon. Daqui, você simplesmente volta andando até o Bozo.


Missão 4 – O Golpe do Manapotion

Bozo quer que você leve para ele 18 frascos de vinho. Os Frascos podem ser conseguidos comprando líquidos de Sandra em Edron, e alguns NPCs que vendem oil. Use os frascos em um barril de vinho. Então, volte até Bozo para a outra parte desta missão.
Ele manda você trocar as caixas de suprimentos de Xodet, com uma caixa de vinhos que você havia coletado. Xodet pode ser encontrado no leste do templo de Thais, aqui.

NOTA: tem uma caixa na entrada do NPC, USE a caixa recebida pelo Bozo nesta caixa do lado de fora, uma nota musical vai aparecer.


Missão 5 – Pelas Barbas do Imperador!

Bozo manda você roubar o relógio mágico da Triangle Tower, aqui. Este relógio é localizado três andares acima do chão, e você precisa matar Skeletons, Ghouls, Demon Skeletons e Stalkers. Volte até o Bozo quando você o tiver e ele mandará você para a parte final desta missão.
Agora, Bozo quer que você entre no quarto do Emperor Kruzaks e viaje no tempo, com a intenção de barbear a barba do pai de Kruzak, enquanto dorme. O quarto é localizado 4 andares acima do chão, na Emperor’s Cookies Quest. Para parar o tempo, você deve andar até a cama e usar o relógio. Não tente em outro lugar. Quando você for teletransportado através do tempo, use a Kitchen Knife na cabeça do Emperor Kruzak e você será recompensado com a barba. Cuidado, um Dwarf Guard será sumonado quando você barbear o Imperador. Use o relógio novamente para voltar e então vá até Bozo para relatar sua missão.


Obtendo o Jester Outfit

Agora você receberá o seu Jester Outfit. Para obtê-lo, você precisa de 1 red, blue, yellow e green piece of cloth.


Jester Staff Addon

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Missão 6 – Uma Almofada Especial

Bozo quer que você consiga materiais para uma almofada de pum. Ele precisa de 4 Minotaur Leather, e 1 Spider Silk.

Bozo fala para você usar a almofada no trono da Rainha. Viaje até Carlin e vá para o castelo da Rainha (situado no noroeste da cidade). Use a almofada no trono, não a coloque sobre ele! Depois disso, volte até Bozo para outras instruções.


Missão 7 – O Ratinho da Rainha

Você precisa dar um susto na joalheira de Venore. Para isso, você deve roubar o rato de brinquedo do gato da rainha de Carlin. Vá para Carlin, e visite a rainha. Ela está localizada a Noroeste da cidade. No subsolo, existem quartos para os gatos dela. Use o cesto de um deles e você conseguirá o brinquedo. Cuidado, quando você usa o cesto, o gato da Rainha, Kitty, irá aparecer e poderá lhe atacar fortemente. Nem pense em tentar matá-lo, ele é imortal. Apenas pegue o ratinho no cesto, e vá embora. Vá para Venore e encontre a joalheira, uma NPC chamada Carina. Diga ‘Hi’, ‘mouse’ e ‘yes’. Depois, apresente-se ao Bozo para mais informações.


Missão 8 – Um Charuto Explosivo

Bozo quer um pouco de Easily Inflamable Sulphur. Viaje pelo túnel entre Thais e Fibula, aqui, e use uma colher em uma cratera de lava inativa (a primeira que você ver, assim que descer a escada).
Bozo vai lhe pedir para ir a Port Hope e coletar algumas folhas de arbustos para ele. Vá para o extremo oeste (<– esquerda) a partir do depot, perto daqui, procure por um Jungle Dweller Busher e use uma faca nele.

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Bozo vai pedir para que você entregue um charuto explosivo para Theodore Loveless em Liberty Bay. Ele está localizado aqui, a Nordeste da cidade. Depois de lhe entregar o charuto, este vai explodir no rosto dele. Apresente-se ao Bozo e ele lhe dará como recompensa o Jester Staff.


Jester Hat Addon

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Missão 9 – Uma Barganha Boba

Bozo quer um frasco de Stalker Blood. Para conseguí-lo, você deve usar um frasco especial no corpo de um Stalker imediatamente após matá-lo.
Bozo quer uma amostra de tinta de Quara. Para pegá-la, você precisa ter acesso a Calassa ou Malada onde a maioria dos Quara’s está. Você também pode obter essa amostra se mais algum jogador estiver na mesma missão que você – apenas dê o frasco a esse jogador para que ele pegue a tinta pra você. Mate um Quara Constrictor ou um Quara Constrictor Scout e use o frasco em seu corpo o mais rápido possível.
Bozo quer que você compre 2000 Steel Shields do Sam, aqui, em Thais, e assine um contrato falso com ele, usando tinta invisível. Quando você chegar na loja de armas do Sam e pedir os 2000 Steel Shields, ele lhe dará um contrato, que você deve assinar com a tal tinta invisível. Após isso, volte a falar com o Bozo e pergunte pela próxima missão.


Missão 10 – Uma Doce Surpresa

Bozo vai pedir a você que entregue 10 cookies a alguns NPCs pelo mundo. Eles não são cookies normais, são cookies explosivos. Sua missão é entregar um cookie a cada um desses NPCs:

  • Avar Tar, em Edron
  • Simon the Beggar, em Fibula
  • Ariella, em Meriana
  • Lorbas, próximo as ruínas de Dark Cathedral
  • King Markwin, no cidade subterrânea de Mintwallin
  • Hjaern, na ilha de gelo de Nibelor
  • Wyda, no Green Claw Swamp
  • Hairycles, na cidade selvagem de Banuta
  • Orc King, na fortaleza de orcs de Ulderek’s Rock
  • e também a Yaman, o Djinn verde, ou, Nah’Bob, o Djinn Azul (dependendo de qual lado você escolha).

Assim que você entregar os cookies, volte ao Bozo e pergunte pela próxima missão.

Notas: King Markwin e Orc King vão summonar seus guardas a primeira vez que você disser ‘hi’ para eles.
Alguns NPCs reagem quando você os entrega o cookie. Wyda vai jogar em você uma Soulfire que vai lhe tirar 10 hp por turno, num total de 600 hp (60 turnos). O Orc King vai summonar 3 Orc Warlords e 5 Slimes, então, esteja preparado.


Missão 11 – A Travessura Final

Uma missão fácil. Apenas traga ao Bozo 5 White Pieces of Cloth, e pergunte pela próxima missão. White Pieces of Cloth caem de Ghosts e Spectres.
Bozo vai lhe dar um Bale of White Cloth (parece uma cortina branca), e você terá que ir a Plague Spike, em Darama. Vá até o velho respawn de Wyvern (cuidado, agora são 2 deles) e suba as escadas até chegar ao topo. Lá, use o Bale of White Cloth no altar, e você conseguirá um peça velha e esfarrapada de roupa (que parece uma cortina amarela).

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Volte a Bozo e pergunte pela próxima missão.

Você chegou à ultima missão! Bozo vai lhe dar um disfarce de múmia. Cuidado, NÃO USE-O AINDA! Vá para o Palácio de Darashia, e encontre o NPC Kazzan. Quando estiver perto dele, vista (use) a roupa de múmia, e seu outfit se transformará em uma. Agora, você tem 10 segundos para chegar até Kazzan e dizer “Hi”. Ele vai gritar “WAAAAAHHH!!!”. .

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Assim que fizer isso, volte a falar com Bozo e pergunte pela missão. Ele vai lhe dar um Jester Hat, e você terá conseguido o addon.

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Diálogos

Missão 1 – Colhendo uma Flor

Jogador: hi
Bozo: Hi there, how’s it hanging, Player!
Jogador: join
Bozo: Do you wish to become a jester and join the fools guild?
Jogador: yes
Bozo: So you want to make a total fool of yourself? Fine with me, but note that becoming a real fool means more than being just an ordinary fool …
Bozo: You will have to master a whole series of challenging, lengthy and, above all, totally foolish quests …
Bozo: Are you sure you want to waste a part of your limited lifetime on a quest that makes a fool of yourself and which might award you with the prestigious title of a grand fool in a far away future?
Jogador: yes
Bozo: What a foolish decision! You are indeed a worthy candidate! But let’s talk about business …
Bozo: Being a jester is not just about telling jokes. A good jester heavily relies on requisites …
Bozo: Getting some requisites will be your first job. First of all we need a good supply of water squirt flowers …
Bozo: I’m making them on my own in my spare time but I need the right material. South of Thais, next to the Whiteflower Temple, you will find the ideal flowers …
Bozo: Take a kitchen knife, cut the thickest and healthiest flower and bring it here. Then talk to me about your mission.
Jogador: bye
Bozo: Remember: A joke a day keeps the ghouls away!

You see a white flower.
It weighs 0.10 oz.

Jogador: hi
Bozo: Hi there, how’s it hanging, Player!
Jogador: mission
Bozo: Do you have a fitting flower for me?
Jogador: yes
Bozo: Indeed. This flower will do the trick, so to say. Just ask me about another mission whenever you’re ready.


Missão 2 – Isso Fede!

Jogador: mission
Bozo: The next task will be a bit more difficult. I pride myself on being the major manufacturer of stink bombs in whole Tibia. Stop chuckling you fool aspirant …
Bozo: The worst part is getting the perfect stench. Whenever a slime dies, it leaves a noxious gas cloud …
Bozo: If you are able to collect its scent in the first few seconds after the slime’s death, we have the ideal substance to create dozens of stink bombs …
Bozo: Take this special vial and fill it with the perfect stench. Then return here and we will talk about your mission.
Jogador: bye
Bozo: Remember: A joke a day keeps the ghouls away!

You see a special flask.
It weighs 1.80 oz.
Bozo gave it to you to collect certain secret ingredients.

Utilize este frasco em um Slime morto recentemente.

You see a special flask.
It weighs 1.80 oz.
It contains the smell of a freshly slain slime.

Jogador: hi
Bozo: Hi there, how’s it hanging, Player!
Jogador: mission
Bozo: Do you have acquired the exquisite stench we need?
Jogador: yes
Bozo: Ugh. You got some efficient stuff there. I have to admit you have a talent for such distasteful matters. Perhaps you feel ready for another mission. Just ask me about it.


Missão 3 – Uma Caixa de Tortas

Jogador: mission
Bozo: I think you’re ready for a small promotion. Provided that you finish another mission, that is …
Bozo: As you might know, nothing helps you to break the ice so easily when you meet new people as a pie thrown in the face …
Bozo: Of course, this habit leads to a dramatic shortage of pies now and then. And that’s what we need you for. Mirabell in Edron creates the most creamy and sticky pies in the world …
Bozo: Get me a dozen of them, this means 12, you fool. Then report to me about your mission.
Jogador: bye
Bozo: Remember: A joke a day keeps the ghouls away!

Jogador: hi
Mirabell: Welcome to the Horn of Plenty, Gardero Deneyn. Sit down, have a drink or some food!
Jogador: 24 flour
Mirabell: Do you bring me the flour needed for your pies?
Jogador: yes
Mirabell: Excellent. Now I can start baking the pies. As you helped me, I will make you a good price for them.
Jogador 12 pies
Mirabell: For 12 pies this is 240 gold. Do you want to buy them?
Jogador: yes
Mirabell: Here they are. Wait! Two things you should know: Firstly, they won’t last long in the sun so you better get them to their destination as quickly as possible …
Mirabell: Secondly, since my pies are that delicious it is forbidden to leave the town with them. We can’t afford to attract more tourists to Edron.
Jogador: bye
Mirabell: Come back soon, traveller.

You see a box.
It weighs 40.00 oz.
It is filled with delicious cream pies.

Jogador: hi
Bozo: Hi there, how’s it hanging, Player!
Jogador: mission
Bozo: So do you bring me a box full of pies?
Jogador: yes
Bozo: Excellent. Poor Harsky, poor Stutch. They will mourn the day they dared to yawn during a performance of the magnificent Bozo …
Bozo: However, I grant you the title of ‘Fool in Training’ for your efforts. Just don’t let it go to your head and don’t use this highly spiritual title to show off …
Bozo: If you are interested in another mission, talk to me.


Missão 4 – O Golpe do Manapotion

Jogador: mission
Bozo: Ah, the fool in training wants to see some action? Fine with me. I think you are ready for a big prank. But first I need 18 vials filled with wine …
Bozo: Get them and report here about your mission.
Jogador: mission
Bozo: Do you have 18 vials of wine?
Jogador: yes
Bozo: So lets see. I put them into this crate which looks just like the ones in which old Xodet gets his mana potions delivered …
Bozo: Here take this crate and bring it to Xodet’s shop. In front of the shop, you should see the latest delivery. Just use this crate on the other one to exchange them …
Bozo: Bring me the interchanged crate and talk to me about your mission.
Jogador: bye
Bozo: Remember: A joke a day keeps the ghouls away!

You see a crate.
It weighs 80.00 oz.
It contains a lot of wine flasks.

You see a crate.
It weighs 80.00 oz.
You swapped it with Bozo’s crate of wine flasks.

Jogador: hi
Bozo: Hi there, how’s it hanging, Player!
Jogador: mission
Bozo: Do you bring me Xodet’s exchanged crate?
Jogador: yes
Bozo: I see. I guess we can expect a few drunken mages soon! Am I mistaken or are you up for some more challenging missions? Just askme about if you feel foolish enough.


Missão 5 – Pelas Barbas do Imperador!

Jogador: mission
Bozo: I have a fine prank in mind but without proper preparation, you’d end up hacked in pieces by the dwarfs. By chance I found out about an artefact that might save the day …
Bozo: There is a mysterious tower, known as Triangle Tower, north of Jakundaf Desert. In this tower, you will find a magic watch that we need for our dangerous fun …
Bozo: Well, I’ll have the fun and you’ll have the danger but you can view it from a positive side – view it from my side for instance. Now get that watch and report about your mission.
Jogador: bye
Bozo: Remember: A joke a day keeps the ghouls away!

You see a magical watch.
It weighs 0.50 oz.

Jogador: hi
Bozo: Hi there, how’s it hanging, Player!
Jogador: mission
Bozo: Did you get the watch?
Jogador: yes
Bozo: Oh boy, you will have so much fun with that watch if they don’t catch and kill you. I envy you so much … Bozo: So listen my little fool, this watch has the power to advance you in time. It will come in handy when you are stealing the beard of the dwarven emperor …
Bozo: Oh, come on, don’t faint like some baby. It’s perfectly safe with that watch … well, almost. You sneak into the emperor’s bedroom when it’s empty. Use the watch directly beside the bed’s pillow …
Bozo: This should advance you in time. You will appear next to the sleeping emperor. His guards will be outside so they shouldn’t bother you. Use a sharp kitchen knife to cut off his beard …
Bozo: Then quickly use the watch again to advance in time once more. You should appear at a time when everybody has left the room…
Bozo: Sneak out and come here to report about your mission. As the watch will only work those 2 times, make sure that you’ve got the beard when returning here.
Jogador: bye
Bozo: Remember: A joke a day keeps the ghouls away!

You see the dwarven emperor’s beard.
It weighs 0.50 oz.

Jogador: hi
Bozo: Hi there, how’s it hanging, Player!
Jogador: mission
Bozo: Did you get the beard?
Jogador: yes
Bozo: You got the beard and survived. I think for the first time in my whole life I’m impressed, no wait, it was just a stone in my shoe …
Bozo: Still, as a small recognition of your accomplishments I’m willing to tell you how to get your own jester outfit. If you are interested in more fun and adventures, ask me for more missions.


Obtendo o Jester Outfit

Jogador: jester outfit
Bozo: First we will need one piece of red cloth. Do you have it with you?
Jogador: yes
Bozo: Ok, now we need one piece of blue cloth. Do you have one with you by chance?
Jogador: yes
Bozo: Ok, now we need one piece of green cloth. Do you have one with you by chance?
Jogador: yes
Bozo: At last we need one piece of yellow cloth. Do you have one with you by chance?
Jogador: yes
Bozo: That’s it. Here is your jester outfit. It’s admittedly a bit basic but maybe you’ll earn some nice accessories soon. At least you are more fittingly dressed for your next missions now.


Missão 6 – Uma Almofada Especial

Jogador: mission
Bozo: You know, nothing has brought more fun and joy to humanity than the whoopee cushion. Its creation is a delicate matter though. Bring me 4 pieces of minotaur leather first and then lets talk about this mission.
Jogador: mission
Bozo: Do you have the four minotaur leathers?
Jogador: yes
Bozo: Good, this was the first part. Now it gets difficult. To sew it together, we need a very fine yarn, as fine as the silk of a giantspider. Bring me some giant spider silk and talk to me about your mission.
Jogador: mission
Bozo: Do you have the spider silk with you?
Jogador: yes
Bozo: Let’s see, a stitch here, a stitch there. Hey Presto! A whoopee cushion! Are you ready for the fun part? Then talk to me aboutyour next mission.
Jogador: mission
Bozo: Now that we have this whoopee cushion it would be a waste not to use it, don’t you agree …
Bozo: Don’t speak! I already know what you have in your impish mind my friend and I agree fully. You will bring this cushion to Carlin and place it right on Queen Eloise’s throne! Then return here and talk to me about your mission.
Jogador: bye
Bozo: Remember: A joke a day keeps the ghouls away!

You see a whoopee cushion.
It weighs 15.00 oz.
Bozo gave it to you.

Jogador: hi
Bozo: Hi there, how’s it hanging, Player!
Jogador: mission
Bozo: Have you placed the whoopee cushion on the throne in Carlin?
Jogador: yes
Bozo: This will cause quite a commotion in Carlin. I think we should play some pranks in many more places to spread humour all over the world. Talk to me about your next mission to learn more about it.


Missão 7 – O Ratinho de Rainha

Jogador: mission
Bozo: The time has come to play a prank on some arrogant Venorean. I found out that Carina, the jeweller, is terribly afraid of mice …
Bozo: Your task is quite easy. Steal the toy mouse of Queen Eloise’s cat and show it to Carina in Venore to scare her to death. Then report about your mission.
Jogador: bye
Bozo: Remember: A joke a day keeps the ghouls away!

You see a toy mouse.
It weighs 12.50 oz.

Jogador: hi
Carina: Welcome, Player. I am looking forward to trade with you.
Jogador: mouse
Carina: Wha … What??? Are you saying you’ve seen a mouse here??
Jogador: yes
Carina: IIIEEEEEK!

Jogador: hi
Bozo: Hi there, how’s it hanging, Player!
Jogador: mission
Bozo: Have you been to Venore and scared Carina as I asked you to?
Jogador: yes
Bozo: Excellent. The Venoreans have been safe from my pranks far too long. If you are ready for another mission, talk to me.


Missão 8 – Um Charuto Explosivo

Jogador: mission
Bozo: These Venoreans think they are safe from us. They couldn’t be more wrong. Let them feel the wrath of the fools! Get a spoon and collect some sulphur from an inactive lava hole …
Bozo: Be very careful when you get the easily inflammable substance. Then let’s talk about the next part of your mission.
Jogador: bye
Bozo: Remember: A joke a day keeps the ghouls away!

You see easily inflammable sulphur.
It weighs 0.50 oz.

Jogador: hi
Bozo: Hi there, how’s it hanging, Player!
Jogador: mission
Bozo: Have you collected the sulphur?
Jogador: yes
Bozo: So much for part one of my foolish master plan. Now travel to Tiquanda and use a kitchen knife to cut some leaves of the jungledweller bush for me. Bring them with you when you report about your mission.
Jogador: bye
Bozo: Remember: A joke a day keeps the ghouls away!

You see some special leaves.
It weighs 0.80 oz.
They have an aromatic smell.

Jogador: hi
Bozo: Hi there, how’s it hanging, Player!
Jogador: mission
Bozo: Do you have the leaves with you?
Jogador: yes
Bozo: So far so good. I will prepare some nasty surprise for your next mission. Talk to me about it whenever you feel ready.
Jogador: mission
Bozo: Now look at this, someone has made exploding cigars out of the sulphur and the leaves! Coincidentally I have a great idea how wecould use them …
Bozo: Take this cigar and give it to Theodore Loveless, the Venorean representative in Liberty Bay. After you delivered our little’present’, report here about the outcome of your mission.
Jogador: bye
Bozo: Remember: A joke a day keeps the ghouls away!

You see a cigar.
It weighs 1.20 oz.

Jogador: hi
Theodore Loveless: Greetings, dear visitor.
Jogador: cigar
Theodore Loveless: Oh my. Have you gotten an exquisite cigar for me, my young friend?
Jogador: yes
Theodore Loveless: Ah what a fine blend. I really …
Theodore Loveless: OUCH! What have you done you fool? How dare you???

Jogador: hi
Bozo: Hi there, how’s it hanging, Player!
Jogador: mission
Bozo: Have you delivered the exploding cigar to Theodore Loveless?
Jogador: yes
Bozo: You’re hell of a guy, I bet you enjoyed it. As you represent everything a fool stands for, I give you this fool’s sceptre to spiceup your jester outfit. If you are interested, there are even more missions for a fool like yourself. Just ask about them.


Missão 9 – Uma Barganha Boba

Jogador: mission
Bozo: Well, I think as a true fool you have to think big. So our next little prank will be on a grand scale. Of course, this will need somepreparation …
Bozo: Firstly, take this vial and use it on a dead stalker immediately after his death to collect his warm blood. Report about yourmission when you are done.
Jogador: bye

You see a special flask.
It weighs 1.80 oz.
Bozo gave it to you to collect certain secret ingredients.

You see a special flask.
It weighs 1.80 oz.

Jogador: hi
Bozo: Hi there, how’s it hanging, Player!
Jogador: mission
Bozo: Have you gotten the blood that we need?
Jogador: yes
Bozo: Congratulations! Now let’s talk about the complicated part. We need the ink of a quara constrictor. Use this vial on a fresh corpse to get the ink …
Bozo: Stop making these grimaces! I know it’s a foolish task, but after all that’s also the fun about it. Get the ink and report to me about your mission.
Jogador: bye
Bozo: Remember: A joke a day keeps the ghouls away!

You see a special flask.
It weighs 1.80 oz.
Bozo gave it to you to collect certain secret ingredients.

You see a special flask.
It weighs 1.80 oz.
It contains the ink of a freshly slain quara.

Jogador: hi
Bozo: Hi there, how’s it hanging, Player!
Jogador: mission
Bozo: Have you acquired the constrictor’s ink?
Jogador: yes
Bozo: Excellent. As a true fool you have of course no clue what these ingredients are good for, but I will enlighten you. Just ask about your next mission and I’ll tell you everything you need to know.
Jogador: mission
Bozo: Blood of a stalker and ink of a quara are the main ingredients of the prop for our next prank. Mix it together to obtain some nice vanishing ink …
Bozo: It looks exactly like normal ink, however, exposed to air it will vanish within minutes. I’m sure you understand how useful this ink can be …
Bozo: Now, listen to my plan. Go to Sam and order 2000 steel shields. He will never agree to it if you do not sign a contract …
Bozo: Use the vanishing ink to sign the contract and then hand the paper back to him. This will keep this humourless doter busy for awhile. Talk to me about your mission when you are done.
Jogador: bye
Bozo: Remember: A joke a day keeps the ghouls away!

You see a magical inkwell.
It weighs 2.00 oz.

Jogador: hi
Sam: Welcome to my shop, adventurer Player!
Jogador: 2000 steel shields
Sam: What? You want to buy 2000 steel shields??
Jogador: yes
Sam: I can’t believe it. Finally I will be rich! I could move to Edron and enjoy my retirement! But … wait a minute! I will not start working without a contract! Are you willing to sign one?
Jogador: yes
Sam: Fine! Here is the contract. Please sign it. Talk to me about it again when you’re done.
Jogador: contract
Sam: Have you signed the contract?
Jogador: yes
Sam: Excellent! I will start working right away! Now that I am going to be rich, I will take the opportunity to tell some people what I REALLY think about them!

You see a contract.
It weighs 2.00 oz.
It is not signed yet.

You see a signed contract.
It weighs 2.00 oz.

Jogador: hi
Bozo: Hi there, how’s it hanging, Player!
Jogador: mission
Bozo: So have you fooled the old Sam yet?
Jogador: yes
Bozo: What a splendid prank! If you are ready for more, ask me about the next mission.


Missão 10 – Uma Doce Surpresa

Jogador: mission
Bozo: This time I have no real mission for you, rather a small errand. I bet you had expected some dangerous and exhausting quest but since I like you so much, I make it veeeeery easy for you …
Bozo: Here are some cookies. Beware though, those are exploding confetti cookies. You will have to deliver them to 10 special persons, then return to me and report about your mission. Seems easy, doesn’t it? Are you going to accept this mission?
Jogador: yes
Bozo: Great! That’s the word of a true fool! Maybe you want to write the names down. Here we go: Deliver a cookie to: …
Bozo: The pompous hero Avar Tar in Edron, Simon the greedy beggar on Fibula, the pirate Ariella on the Shattered Isles, the dubious Lorbas next to the ruins of the Dark Cathedral, King Markwin in the underground city Mintwalin …
Bozo: The shaman Hjaern on the ice island Nibelor, the witch Wyda in the Green Claw Swamp, the ape Hairycles in the jungle city Banuta …
Bozo: The orc king in the orc fortress Uldrek’s Rock and the last one to EITHER Yaman, the green djinn, OR, Nah’Bob, the blue djinn …
Bozo: A piece of cake isn’t it? Did you take notes? If you need the list again, just ask me for it. Otherwise leave now and report about the mission whenever you’re done.
Jogador: bye
Bozo: Remember: A joke a day keeps the ghouls away!

You see 10 exploding cookies.
They weigh 1.00 oz.

Jogador: hi
Simon the Beggar: Hello Player. I am a poor man. Please help me.
Jogador: cookie
Simon the Beggar: Have you brought a cookie for the poor?
Jogador: yes
Simon the Beggar: Well, it’s the least you can do for those who live in dire poverty. A single cookie is a bit less than I’d expected, but better than … WHA … WHAT?? MY BEARD! MY PRECIOUS BEARD! IT WILL TAKE AGES TO CLEAR IT OF THIS CONFETTI!

Jogador: hi
Markwin: Oh, it’s you again. What do you want, hornless messenger?
Jogador: cookie
Markwin: You bring me … a cookie???
Jogador: yes
Markwin: I understand this as a peace-offering, human … UNGH … THIS IS AN OUTRAGE! THIS MEANS WAR!!!

Jogador: hi
Ariella: Hi there.
Jogador: cookie
Ariella: So you brought a cookie to a pirate?
Jogador: yes
Ariella: How sweet of you … Uhh … OH NO … Bozo did it again. Tell this prankster I’ll pay him back.

Jogador: hi
Hairycles: Be greeted, friend of the ape people. If you want to trade, just ask for my offers. If you are injured, ask for healing.
Jogador: cookie
Hairycles: Oh you bring cookie for old Hairycles?
Jogador: yes
Hairycles: Thank you, you are … YOU SON OF LIZARD!

Jogador: hi
Nah’bob: <Sighs> Another customer! I’ve only just sat down! What is it, Player?
Jogador: cookie
Nah’bob: You brought cookies! How nice of you! Can I have one?
Jogador: yes
9 Nah’bob: You see, good deeds like this will … YOU … YOU SPAWN OF EVIL! I WILL MAKE SURE THE MASTER LEARNS ABOUT THIS!

Jogador: hi
Yaman: Well, if it isn’t a human. Greetings, Player!
Jogador: cookie
Yaman:You brought cookies! How nice of you! Can I have one?
Jogador: yes
Yaman: You see, good deeds like this will … YOU … YOU SPAWN OF EVIL! I WILL MAKE SURE THE MASTER LEARNS ABOUT THIS!

Jogador: hi
Avar Tar: Greetings, traveler Player!
Jogador: cookie
Avar Tar: Do you really think you could bribe a hero like me with a meagre cookie?
Jogador: yes
Avar Tar: Well, you won’t! Though it looks tasty …What the … WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? THIS IS THE ULTIMATE INSULT! GET LOST!

Jogador: hi
The Orc King: Harrrrk! You think you are strong now? You shall never escape my wrath! I am immortal!
Jogador: cookie
The Orc King: You bring me a stinking cookie???
Jogador: yes
The Orc King: Well, I hope it stinks a lot. I like stinking cookies best … BY MY THOUSAND SONS! YOU ARE SO DEAD HUMAN! DEAD!

Jogador: hi
Lorbas: Be greeted, dear traveller.
Jogador: cookie
Lorbas: You want me to eat this cookie?
Jogador: yes
Lorbas: Well, you don’t mind if I play around with this antidote rune a bit … UHHH, YOU LOU … uhm that was so … funny, haha … ha. Mhm,you better leave now.

Jogador: hi
Wyda: What? A mundane talking to me? Amusing.
Jogador: cookie
Wyda: You brought me a cookie?
Jogador: yes
Wyda: Well, it’s a welcome change from all that gingerbread … AHHH HOW DARE YOU??? FEEL MY WRATH!

Jogador: hi
Hjaern: Be greeted.
Jogador: cookie
Hjaern: You want to sacrifice a cookie to the spirits?
Jogador: yes
Hjaern: In the name of the spirits I accept this offer … UHNGH … The spirits are not amused!

Jogador: hi
Bozo: Hi there, how’s it hanging, Player!
Jogador: mission
Bozo: Are you done with your little delivery mission?
Jogador: yes
Bozo: Indeed, you’re done. By the way, you look a little bit tired and dirty. However, if you still have some power left, ask me aboutthe next mission.


Missão 11 – A Travessura Final

Jogador: mission
Bozo: I’m sure you’re wondering how many tiring missions old Bozo has still in store for you! Don’t worry! You’re almost done, only one final mission left …
Bozo: Well, that is after you got the needed material. First of all, bring me 5 pieces of white cloth. Then we talk more about yourmission.
Jogador: mission
Bozo: Have you been able to get hold of 5 pieces of white cloth?
Jogador: yes
Bozo: Well done. Anyway, I reeeally hate to tell you but … as white as it’s now we have no use for it. Don’t worry though. There is away to give it an old and worn look …
Bozo: The unforgiving desert sun combined with the noxious fumes of the Plague Spike in Darama will do the trick …
Bozo: Travel to Darama, climb the Plague Spike and look for a nice spot to let mother nature do the work. Perhaps something like analtar would be useful. Once you’re done, return here and learn about the next step of your mission.
Jogador: bye
Bozo: Remember: A joke a day keeps the ghouls away!

You see a bale of white cloth.
It weighs 10.00 oz.

You see a bale of yellowed cloth.
It weighs 10.00 oz.

Jogador: hi
Bozo: Hi there, how’s it hanging, Player!
Jogador: mission
Bozo: Do you have a piece of old and worn cloth?
Jogador: yes
Bozo: Fine, fine. Now let’s do the last step of our foolish plan. Smart as I am, I used a pair of scissors to create some old and worn bandsfrom the cloth you have brought me. DON’T touch it yet …
Bozo: Travel to Darashia and visit caliph Kazzan. Use the bands made of the worn cloth to disguise yourself as a mummy …
Bozo: Finally, talk to the caliph to give him the scare of his lifetime. Afterwards come back here and tell me about the fun you had with this mission.
Jogador: bye
Bozo: Remember: A joke a day keeps the ghouls away!

You see a mummy disguise.
It weighs 9.00 oz.

Jogador: hi
Kazzan: WAAAAAHHH!!!

Jogador: hi
Bozo: Hi there, how’s it hanging, Player!
Jogador: mission
Bozo: Well, my diligent pupil, have you scared the caliph yet?
Jogador: yes
Bozo: By Kurik, I knew you have it in you. You are a fool after my fancy. Take this jester hat, you deserve it. It will go nicely with your jester costume.
Jogador: bye
Bozo: Remember: A joke a day keeps the ghouls away!